JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE 23 YEARS OLD. MICHAEL JORDAN WORE THE NUMBER 23 AND HE’S THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER OF ALL TIME. HOLY SHIT YOU TWO HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON
Kevin. (AND HEY, GUESS WUT. Blake Griffin was born on the exact same day as me so clearly this means I am heading for NBA super-stardom.)
I told my roommate that I hate school and he said “then stop”. I told him, “I hate being poor even more”. Really, my whole life is just tiers of what I hate slightly less than other things.
Kevin, who knows the definition of misery best
Look at us! The job market for millennials is so bad that thousands of us are now at grad school! Grad school says “Our only skills are Not Being In The Workforce, Not Waking Up Before Eleven, and Incurring Debt. Why don’t we do some more of that?