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“i saw you sad.
and your sadness is very sexy.
strong fragile man you know what i mean?
because this is love, maybe.
a_”—lady’s bag on the train today…...
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I AM HAVING AN UNPRECEDENTED GREAT HAIR DAY AND I PASSED MATH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY COLLEGE CAREER AND IT IS SUMMER.
yeeeeeeeeeee
We sent an unsuspecting average dude from Brooklyn who had never been to a runway show before to 2 of them at New York Fashion Week. The results are … well, you’d better read for yourself.
8:16 p.m. They don’t have a seat assignment for me, so a nice lady named Haley with an iPad and a headset puts me in G-2-29. I’m in the second row! Is that good or bad? I feel like it could be worse. There is a serious-looking fashion person next to me when I sit down. She says “Bonjour,” and I laugh, which is rude.
8:18 p.m. Waiting, trying to look normal. I take notes in a notepad so people assume that I am an important and unsuspecting street-style blogger. I have not warmed up from the Moncler show yet. My legs are that type of cold where maybe I peed myself but there’s no way to be sure.
8:24 p.m. There is a beautiful and stylish mom across the runway. Her 6-year-old is a vision. He’s got messy blond hair and is wearing an ascot, blazer and striped socks. He’s eating a mozzarella stick, and he offers some to his mom. Where did he get those? Is he taunting me? He’s barely out of diapers, better dressed than me and in possession of mozzarella sticks. I’m a grown man and I should have those whenever I want. I hate him.
8:27 p.m. The show starts. It is a genuinely thrilling live event! I try to nod and really pay attention to the clothes. “Hmm, yes, shoes.”
omg i am rolling
(via theatlantic)
today has been a DAY and right now i feel like i could join walt and throw something on a roof in a rage fit.
sorry if you wanted to watch something on netflix only to find that it’s in use already! My bad; I’m the asshole who’s been hogging the netflix queue for the last week marathoning Breaking Bad.
I’ve re-watched this scene like 20x because I love how perfectly the pizza lands.
“will you be my frien—”
“HOLY SHIT LION!”
(via sofapizza)
lol when megan and I found this video a couple months ago, we laughed for like 3 hours about this
file this under “things which should be sad but are just cute and hilarious”
Researchers returning a panda to the wild in Sichuan.
I love how they dress up in panda suits!
the more I look at this, the more I lol
